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Culture: Superhero: I-M
Kaptain Kosher   (+7, -2)  [vote for, against]
The Jewish Super Hero

Name: Kaptain Kosher, Occupation: Rabbi by Sabbath, Super Hero by The-Rest-Of- The-Time, Powers: Divine intervention, Weapons: Menorah flame thrower, Passover Plagues, Costume: The Torah Breast Plate and a metal reinforced Yamuka, Nemises: Crustacian Man and The Piglet

[Up, Up, and Oy Vey!]
-- [ sctld ], Feb 04 2001

(?) Bibliography of Jewish Comics http://www.geocitie...lis/5756/JWISHC.HTM
Includes plenty of Jewish superheroes. [egnor, Feb 04 2001]

(?) Cover art from "Shaloman" http://www.geocitie...lis/5756/shlman.htm
He's got a Hebrew letter on his chest and everything. What more do you want? [egnor, Feb 04 2001]

(?) Superman himself was Jewish http://www.tattoojew.com/supermensch.html
...though he didn't make a big deal out of it. [egnor, Feb 04 2001]

(?) Sabra http://www.geocitie...ood/2855/sabra.html
Part of the Marvel world. Able to life 50 tons, can run at 60 mph or fly at 300 mph, wears a Star of David on her forehead, member of the Israeli Super Soldiers. [egnor, Feb 04 2001]

(?) Mazel tov! http://www.geocitie...fran-can/JWISHC.HTM
Scroll waaaaaaaaaay down to Kaptain Kosher [thumbwax, Jul 24 2002]

Attacks by throwing Deadly Spinning Driedls (sp?) in his enemies general direction
-- Wes, Feb 04 2001


. . . Last time, you remember, our hero, Kaptain Kosher, in his secret identity as mild-mannered reporter David Mogen, was being menaced by the National Aryan White-Peoples Party, who were trying to tempt him with free ham. Ducking into a nearby synagogue, he reappears as KAPTAIN KOSHER: faster than a speeding rumor, more powerful than a swastika, able to leap over a mosque in a single bound. Together with his sidekick, Aleph-Null, he fights for justice, intelligence, tolerance, fairness, equality, and a piece of whitefish from the middle, a NICE piece of whitefish, you know what I mean, Sid?
-- deacon, May 24 2001, last modified May 25 2001


Master of the ancient martial art of "Jew Jitsu". 3-time winner of the "Best Dressed Superhero" award (his dad's a tailor). Was a member of the JLA (the Jewish Literary Association).

Refused to join the Seven Soldiers of Victory because they didn't have enough members for a minyan.
-- safran, Oct 15 2001


Kosher Croissant. Interestingly, I found this idea on the halfbakery while strolling around elsewhere on the net. See link
-- thumbwax, Jul 24 2002


Thats Ace. But, thumb, why were you looking up Jewish Super Heroes?
-- [ sctld ], Jul 24 2002


<secret shame>"krustyland"</secret shame>
Stick that in yer Google Search and see where ya end up *weeps*
-- thumbwax, Jul 24 2002


so, about superman - how was the bris performed? using a kryptonite scalpel or something?
-- yamahito, Jul 24 2002


Ah, you forget that the bris is performed eight days after the childs birth. When superman arived on earth he was already a toddler. The people of krypton would already have the tools to complete the bris of a super-human being.
-- [ sctld ], Jul 24 2002


wait a minute, the Kryptonians were jews, too? I thought we were talking about the Kents...

(oh, and don't forget - the Kryptonians aren't super-powered on Krypton - It is the earth's yellow sun which lent Kalel his powers.. or something..)
-- yamahito, Jul 24 2002


Croissant for "Up, up and Oy Vey!"
-- calum, Jul 24 2002


Hm. I saw the title and was expecting pork free breakfast cereal.

Good job it's not, I prefer a nice bacon bap for brekkie.
-- timo, Jul 24 2002


Well, ther you go yama, its just an ordinary blade for the Kryptonians.
-- [ sctld ], Jul 24 2002



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