Vehicle: Airplane: Seat
Kick Skirt   (+8, -6)  [vote for, against]
Put it on the seat behind you

Or, as a considerate parent, buy it and put it on the seat in front of your little devil.

A buffer made of shock absorbing material that can clasped on to the back of an airplane seat
-- theircompetitor, Mar 16 2005

Knee Defender http://www.gadgetdu...s/kneedefender.html
[theircompetitor, Aug 25 2014]

I'll have one for my car, one for my missus' car, and one just to whack [crash] if he doesn't TURN THAT BLOODY GAMEBOY DOWN!!!
-- wagster, Mar 16 2005


Just turn around and say in a distinct voice: would you please stop kicking my seat? It annoys me.

It really works. Look 'm straight in the eyes mate.
-- zeno, Mar 16 2005


Cattle prods. They're the only effective solution.
-- lostdog, Mar 16 2005


Or, "If you don't stop kicking my seat NOW, I'm going to pull this plane over and give you a good whack."
-- Machiavelli, Mar 16 2005


//Look 'm straight in the eyes mate.//

Meanwhile...
-- scubadooper, Mar 16 2005


boi, this idea sure got kicked down after an initial 4+. Bum(p)mer
-- theircompetitor, Mar 17 2005


This would soften sharp kicks, but the steady pushes would still get through.
-- Worldgineer, Mar 17 2005


I'm with [zeno] on this one, only do it with one of those scarily broad smiles on your face at the time - lot's of teeth. Make it look as though you *might* eat them.
-- zen_tom, Mar 17 2005


I think that speaking without looking facilitates my staying alive.
-- wagster, Mar 17 2005


Just tilt your seat back real fast when they're eating.
-- FarmerJohn, Mar 17 2005


We traveled w/ twin 4 yr old boys last December. We did all we could for our fellow travelers: Leap pads with headphones, colouring books, look at how the wing works, listen to the engine, etc.
I still wish they had a soundproof section for children.
"Um, Sweet, Beautiful, Lovely, Wife. I think I forgot my sanity back in the forward cabin right next to the stewardess' drink making section. If I could just step out for a minute to see if I could find it, please?"
-- Zimmy, Apr 30 2005


I envisioned some sort of kung fu cheerleader, and man was my croissant ready. How disappointing.
-- bungston, Apr 30 2005


//Just turn around and say in a distinct voice: would you please stop kicking my seat? It annoys me.//
Is a pirate voice distinct enough, or should I try the baby talk voice instead?
-- brodie, May 02 2005


Use skirt to bind and gag kicker. Place kicker in overhead luggage for remainder of trip. Nap.
-- popbottle, Aug 27 2014


iron kick dome?
-- pashute, Aug 28 2014



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