A soft padded ring which slips over and encircles your face. Use when kissing someone who has much bigger lips/mouth than yours, eliminating the risk of your face being swallowed.-- Helium, Oct 06 2002 (?) Sir Walter Raleigh http://www.geocitie...9194/raleighmin.jpgKissed the wrong lady [thumbwax, Oct 06 2002, last modified Oct 05 2004] to make perfect kisses with a horse http://www.halfbake...om/idea/mucus_20vac [rabbit, Oct 08 2002] (?) Aw, man! http://www.peculiar.../gurning%20face.jpgShould have brought my kissing ring! [DrCurry, Oct 08 2002, last modified Oct 05 2004] (?) It's not hippo, it's rhino http://www.national...ts/assets/rhino.jpgYes, those are panties [thumbwax, Oct 10 2002, last modified Oct 05 2004] Presumably you'll sign up Mick Jagger for the ad campaign?-- madradish, Oct 06 2002 It's good the penile ring has been invented.-- FarmerJohn, Oct 06 2002 These were popular in Elizabethan times. Didn't save Walter Raleigh's face though, which left him when his head did.-- General Washington, Oct 06 2002 My mama taught me, if you don't want to kiss, light up a cigarette.-- rabbit, Oct 06 2002 If I pull up my trouser pockets, it looks like a pair of rabbit ears. I said nothing about a carrot.-- thumbwax, Oct 06 2002 I dunno. Has *anyone* ever actually had this problem?-- DrCurry, Oct 06 2002 Just how much bigger we looking at [Helium], and whatcha doing kissing that hippo anyway?-- blissmiss, Oct 06 2002 [bliss] Hippo lips tend to be a tad leathery - which is why I prefer the gentle, quivering lips a horse. The blowing of warm breath down the neck, the inquisitive nosing in my hair, nothing beats a full, sensual pair of horse lips. Slimey green gooblies across my shoulder really are a small price to pay.-- Helium, Oct 06 2002 I worry that this idea was inspired by a true-to-life experience.-- BinaryCookies, Oct 06 2002 you have told us nothing - as per usual - you Helium person. tell all now.-- po, Oct 06 2002 Woops...I did the old "delete it before anyone sees it but po was too quick" thing.-- Helium, Oct 06 2002 Place wheelrim on head 'clang' repeat,'clang',repeat.-- skinflaps, Oct 07 2002 {I was hoping for: a "Dune" style shield that pops into place when your too-much-perfume aunt tries to kiss you.}-- waugsqueke, Oct 08 2002 Dune style wheelrim.-- skinflaps, Oct 08 2002 po: Helium's all but said that it was/is a horse whose kiss she desires, but for the fear of being swallowed. Helium, don't worry, a horse cannot swallow you. It cannot even swallow an itty bitty bunny rabbit like me. Horses are vegetarians. However, when a horse bites, it can take out a big chunk. For that reason, I would think very carefully before engaging in mouth-to-mouth activity with a horse.-- rabbit, Oct 08 2002 [hare lips]
//po: Helium's all but said that it was/is a horse whose kiss she desires//
po is very perceptive
//Horses are vegetarians//
Tell that to the horse I had that ate BBQed sausages.-- Helium, Oct 08 2002 That is one kinky horse, is all I can say. I hope it's not the one you're dreaming of.-- rabbit, Oct 08 2002 I suppose one good thing about kissing men is that they don't snort snot all over you at random.-- Helium, Oct 08 2002 I think all you need is one of those mucus-vacs (see link) size superlarge. Apply to your sweety, prior to kissing. Or you could try me ...... >!!< -- rabbit, Oct 08 2002 I think that'd be a fewony, wittwe wabbit.-- thumbwax, Oct 08 2002 How so? Is it a felony to kiss a rabbit?-- rabbit, Oct 08 2002 (Waugsqueke) From memory, the Dune shield exhibited custard-like tendencies, in that it deflected fast moving objects but was penetrated by slow moving ones. Hence it would be ineffective against the slow eyes-closed-lips-extended advance of a perfumed aunt. If instead Helium's device can be whipped into place at the last second, it would maybe serve as an adequate defence. Croissant.-- egbert, Oct 08 2002 Ah, this explains everything!. For years women have been telling me to put a bag over my head. Now I know why.-- DrBob, Oct 08 2002 Tip: If you crinkle the bag up, it makes you look older-- thumbwax, Oct 08 2002 You know this how?-- blissmiss, Oct 08 2002 The double blind, paper bag theory of dating?-- blissmiss, Oct 08 2002 It's all the rage down our way, bliss.-- DrBob, Oct 08 2002 thats the second time today that I have looked for that little emoticon - you know the one with the grinning face and the hand over the mouth.-- po, Oct 08 2002 //Or you could try me //
Last time I kissed a rabbit it peed on me.-- Helium, Oct 09 2002 You're not having much luck with animals, are you?-- rabbit, Oct 09 2002 Rabbits' hairy lips make them less desirable kissers, although still more desirable than John Oates. I prefer hamsters or voles.
Ummm, I personally believe that a head-in-mouth, uvula-to-the-lips kiss is the best kind. And the rarest, methinks, as only a few splendid individuals are blessed with the gift of head-swallowing.
I am having a difficult time picturing the mechanics of this device. Would it be like a jumbo-sized Elizabethan collar type thing to stop your partner's lips from moving over your hairline?
Which makes me wonder if a similar device might not be employed for victims of hoof-in-mouth disease.-- polartomato, Oct 09 2002 Rabbits lips are no more hairy than those of hamsters or voles! Don't you dare slander rabbits!! Would you kiss a hamster? Bleccch. Rabbits have both personality and sweet soft mouths. Our downy fur enhances our appeal.-- rabbit, Oct 09 2002 MmmmmmMmm.. rabbit..
<licks lips and thinks of bunny burgers..>-- yamahito, Oct 09 2002 It's small game season here, too. <blam! blam!>-- Mr Burns, Oct 09 2002 [THUMB] Oh my god. eeewwwwwwwwwwwww-- blissmiss, Oct 10 2002 random, halfbakery