Product: Bong
Klein Bong   (+6, -3)  [vote for, against]
Topological torture for the stoned.

Next time your friends are stoned, surreptitiously exchange their normal bong with a Klein Bong.

Hilarity ensues.
-- ConsulFlaminicus, Jan 11 2008

ah, no... I don't actually have friends who get stoned.
-- ConsulFlaminicus, Jan 11 2008

...or indeed , any friends.
-- ConsulFlaminicus, Jan 11 2008

i just looked at an image of a klein bottle. how exactly could it be modified so that it could work ?
-- erlehmann, Jan 11 2008

a false mouthpiece.
-- po, Jan 11 2008

good that i meet you, [po]. how do i get others to accept my all-lowercase and sometimes-without-spaces style of writing ?
-- erlehmann, Jan 11 2008

get a room
-- ConsulFlaminicus, Jan 11 2008

a room ? like living for rent ?
-- erlehmann, Jan 11 2008

Help me! I'm stuck on both sides of this Klein bottle!
-- RayfordSteele, Jan 11 2008

//Hilarity ensues// Yea! Because the're already stoned!
-- evilpenguin, Jan 11 2008

-- daseva, Jan 12 2008

How do you get your ganja into it? How does the smoke get out?

"The smoke is still inside the bottle. In fact, so are you."

-- elhigh, Jan 15 2008

//how do i get others to accept my all- lowercase and sometimes-without- spaces style of writing ?//

We've had various proposals for bullshit detectors and other text-modifying gadgets on the HB. Surely the most feasible would be a capitalization imposer? The rules are simple enough (capital letter at the start of a sentence; isolated "I" capitalized; proper nouns and acronyms from a list capitalized) that an automated system could probably correct the worst of [Erlehmann]'s excesses without doing too much damage. We could consider giving [po] a bypass code to show how tolerant we are.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 15 2008

[po]has been grandfathered into the system.

[consulflaminicus] would have plenty of friends if he stopped handing people a klein bottle bong at parties.
-- dentworth, Jan 18 2008

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