Sport: Fighting: Martial Arts
Kum-Ba-Yah-Do   (+2, -3)  [vote for, against]
with obligatory campfire

-- lurch, Jun 23 2012

Someone's annotating, Lord...

How does this thing work, anyway?
-- pertinax, Jun 23 2012

I can't bone this enough... unless the campfire is made of guitars.
-- FlyingToaster, Jun 23 2012

//How does this thing work, anyway?//

The four basic principles of Kumbayah-do were established by master Gandh Lee.

First they ignore you.
Then they laugh at you.
Then they fight you.
Then you win.

Now, if I could just lose the movie trailer image of Ben Kingsley saying "Frankly my dear, I do give a damn." to Scarlet O'hara in Gandhi With The Wind... I'd be able get on with my day.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jun 23 2012

I am not sure about the 4th principle though.
-- pocmloc, Jun 23 2012

We're pretty sure that Heisenberg was slipping him crib-notes...
not entirely sure mind you.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jun 23 2012

I can see that a flaming marshmallow on a stick could be an effective weapon.
-- marklar, Jun 25 2012

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