Because
a) it means that others cannot see
b) because it is dangerous to both parties and all around
climbing onto the shoulders of another to get yourself a better view at concerts is A Bad Thing.

Hence, a ceiling mounted, roaming water cannon of variable gush. Programmed to hit targets taller than a owner-specified height with a gentle "get down" reminder.

Can also be used to cool down overheating clubbers and to eliminate the fears caused when "the roof is on fire."
-- my face your, Jun 24 2003

Also mildly dangerous when combined with electric equipment held close to human contact (guitars, mics, etc.).
-- Worldgineer, Jun 24 2003


Use something non conducting, pure ethanol?
-- kbecker, Jun 24 2003


Cheap vodka?
-- Zimmy, Jun 24 2003


[kbecker] better hope it's a non-smoking venue then...
-- cevilthedevil, Jun 25 2003


mfy, you are just too sensible for words.
-- po, Jun 25 2003


Trap doors in the floor...
-- phoenix, Jun 25 2003


...trap mice under the floor...
Since when were doors considered as pests?
-- silverstormer, Jun 25 2003


Especially given your alternative uses, I think you'd be better off using a water cannon.
-- DrCurry, Jun 25 2003


not quite, quite - just quite quietly.
-- po, Jun 25 2003


Nothing's worse than unrequited madess.
-- Worldgineer, Jun 25 2003


Subtitle suggestion: "Do a little dance, make a little love..."
-- snarfyguy, Jun 25 2003


Subtitle suggestion: "Get down, get down..."

Water cannon will simply encourage people to get on each other's shoulders in order to get blasted.
-- phoenix, Jun 25 2003



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