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Laundry Rotisserie   (+1, -1)  [vote for, against]
Rack 'em up - turn slowly

Rather than *pierce* clothing with splines as one would with edibles, use splines to hold clothing shapes - insert splines onto skewer - pass neck of a top garment through skewer - insert big-ass, dripping-wet, heavy skewer into rotisserie as a dog tugs/humps your (pant) legs.

Rotisserie heat source can be ol' sol or heated by Gas, Electricity (sparks, yay), whatever - for quicker cooki- I mean, drying. In either case, as the powered rotisserie turns, the clothes flop around a bit.

Helps if the racks are horizontal, rather than vertical, unless one prefers the bottom clothes catch all the yummy drippings.
-- thumbwax, Dec 28 2003

Or hang your skewered long johns on an outer wall like a bear hide.
-- FarmerJohn, Dec 28 2003


passing perve gets slapped in the face by the very wet knickers he was about to nick.
-- po, Dec 28 2003


"So were we goin' to eat, honey?"
"Greasy Mike's Family Laundromat and Arcade."

Passing perv's panty pilfering nixed by narrowly nicking naughty knicker nabber. What po said.
-- Letsbuildafort, Dec 29 2003


a passing panty-pilfering perve parody, huh?
-- po, Dec 29 2003


Perhaps, po
-- Letsbuildafort, Dec 29 2003


Rotary clothes horses are entirely Baked (the neighbors used to have on when I was a kid). So just add a radiant heater.
-- DrCurry, Dec 29 2003



random, halfbakery