Lawnmower-TV combo for those Saturdays when you can't miss the Notre Dame game, but the grass is beyond procrastination. Noise, you say? Who needs to hear those numbskull TV football analysts anyway? If you insist, however, the volume control can be adjusted to out-decibel the mower. Please read the manual carefully.
-- globaltourniquet, Jun 27 2001

have a telly working as the originals-no crt,but a spinning thing-in this case a giant spinny thing that comes out of the ground (rather than a mobile lawnmower) then watch the ancient style telly/lawnmower contraption from a safe vantage piont on a jetpack
-- technobadger, Jul 02 2001



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