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Product: Fishing
Le Snapper Snipper   (+2)  [vote for, against]
Extendable airplane-grade anodized aluminum pole reaches out to snip the fishing gear tangled in telephone lines and trees

Have you ever been motoring down a country lane and cross a bridge and notice the thousands of pounds of fishing lures, hooks, bobbers, floats and sinkers trapped in the telephone lines and tree branches???

Well, Le Snapper Snipper has a pair of scissors on the far end of a 10 meter pole with a small wicker catch-basket just below the scissors.

Get it? snip snip? catch the lure?? cast cast??

BANGERS AND SNAPPER FOR DINNER!!!

yummy. You can invite me over if there is no catfish.. (yuck ola i abhor catfish. )
-- r_kreher, Jul 01 2016

Le Snapper Snipper Fodder http://imgur.com/d5NJxNj
An Alluring fortune [r_kreher, Jul 01 2016]

Shropshire catfish are NOT to be Eaton. http://imgur.com/9WIbJu6
Tempting.... Especially for us sophisticated sushi enthusiasts. [r_kreher, Jul 01 2016]

dog and rifle solution https://www.youtube...watch?v=bfB026zyTNk
[pashute, Jul 06 2016]

//Have you ever been motoring down a country lane and cross a bridge and notice the thousands of pounds of fishing lures, hooks, bobbers, floats and sinkers trapped in the telephone lines and tree branches???//

To be honest, no. Is this fishing tackle that fisherman have accidentally cast into the trees? And is it thousands of pounds in money or in weight? If so, how strong are the trees where you live; or how dumb are the local fishermen?
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 01 2016


money. duh.
-- r_kreher, Jul 01 2016


Ah, right. Duh. Local fisherman are that dumb, then.

Wait! Are you in Shropshire?
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 01 2016


// airplane-grade anodized aluminum //

Hmmm. Better be pretty sure those overhead lines aren't power cables.

Some "Roach poles" are made of carbon fibre. Which is very conductive. Long, conductive pole wielded by short conductive fisherman in vicinity of HT power lines - brief, spectacular, difficult to ignore (Brilliant blue flash, loud bang, cloud of smoke).
-- 8th of 7, Jul 01 2016


http://imgur.com/d5NJxNj
-- r_kreher, Jul 01 2016


Given that the person who took that photo seems to be slightly above and about 2 feet away from the accumulated fishing tackle, one has to wonder if a pole would be strictly necessary.

Also, who eats sausages with snapper? Is it a sort of downmarket surf 'n' turf?
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 01 2016


I meant snapper and mash. (oops) also, ever heard of a telephoto lens?

http://imgur.com/9WIbJu6
-- r_kreher, Jul 01 2016


A what?
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 01 2016


I've heard that they've been miniaturized

http://imgur.com/Nk4wTV7
-- r_kreher, Jul 01 2016


Completely impossible.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 01 2016


Something about the way light bends when it changes media. (Air to glass, glass to air) I didn't believe it either.
-- r_kreher, Jul 01 2016


It's a complete myth. As for "telephoto" - the word is a vulgar hybrid of Greek and Latin: no good can come of it.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 01 2016


Yeah... they'd use something like that to make a dagger o' type
-- lurch, Jul 01 2016


oh my goodness!! i JUST noticed that you guys aren't giving me my props!! My proppers!! Actually that expression comes from an old Aretha Franklin tune... "And give me... My Proppers... when I get home. R E S P E C T... Find out what it means to me... (don't pretend that you knew that.)
-- r_kreher, Jul 01 2016



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