Want to impress your prom date? Save on car insurance? Teach backseat driving? Then you need the stretch limo kit, guaranteed to make a luxurious three-tone limousine out of two family cars.

The kit’s structural beams are quickly bolted between the cars’ frames, raising the front vehicle’s rear wheels to rest its weight on a large rubber-tired caster. The roof and side paneling and fake TV antenna complete the illusion. Order now to receive free cap and jack boots.
-- FarmerJohn, Aug 20 2004

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Who are the people, [Farmer John]?

Are you sure that's how that Limo was made?
-- Ichthus, Aug 20 2004


It just said "Jorie & I".

Pretty sure.
-- FarmerJohn, Aug 20 2004



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