Linda Blair Guacamole Dispenser.... It's a replica head of Linda Blair as she appeared in the Exorcist, which sits on top of a jar of guacamole. The head contains a propellant similar to a soda-stream cartridge, and the head forms an airtight seal with the jar, by means of a simple rubber ring.

To dispense the condiment, you simply rotate the head 180 degrees then press down, releasing a jet of guacamole in the direction of your plate.
-- xenzag, Aug 05 2010

disgusting and horrible.[+]
-- Voice, Aug 05 2010


Paula Radcliffe soda siphon?
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Aug 05 2010


I can't stand guacamole. But, the impulse buyer in me screams for release. <sigh> Oh, alright; I'll take three of 'em. Bun [+], just because I get to twist Linda Blair's head.
-- Grogster, Aug 06 2010


Could it be used as a pea soup dispenser, as well?
-- Cedar Park, Aug 06 2010


Just gross enough for me.+
-- blissmiss, Aug 06 2010


I suppose it could dispense anything, but somehow guacamole seems so right.
-- xenzag, Aug 06 2010


[+]
-- 8th of 7, Aug 06 2010


[Max] very good...
-- hippo, Aug 06 2010


The guacamole type I prefer lends itself to more of a Play-Dough barbershop extrusion type of dispenser, instead of a devil-possessed projectile-vomiting type dispenser.
-- Cedar Park, Aug 06 2010


You just need a more powerful propellant, then. 130 Bar Nitrogen would do.
-- 8th of 7, Aug 06 2010


I should install plate holders on the wall, and pre- glue the nacho chips to the plate with melted cheese before firing.
-- Cedar Park, Aug 06 2010



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