Science: Health: Defecation
Man-Pad (with wings)   (+2, -3)  [vote for, against]
Protection for the blokes. Stops Dribbles.

Not for the plumbing per se, but could be useful after a curry and / or stomach upset and / or Kebab + Lager mix.

Available in two sizes: Standard and Man-2-Man
-- Skybird, Jun 15 2001

This is an exclusively male issue because ... women are ethereal creatures who live on light and pop songs alone and hence do not posess a digestive tract?
-- jutta, Jun 15 2001

We all know women don't poop.
-- Voice, Mar 14 2011

[jutta] you do realize you inadvertently put a question-mark on the end of your anno.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 14 2011

It may be a mushroom; that text has been here almost 10 years.
-- pocmloc, Mar 14 2011

random, halfbakery