A small tube is stuck into the jar of condiment of choice. The tube is attached to a device containing a small pump. The pump is connected to a hollow blade
The pump forces the condiment into the blade's inside, where it exits via the slot cut into one side, in the middle of the flat part.
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The middle line is the slot, the others are the edges. This way, you can spread your condiment with a knife easily and messlessly.
For a quick rinse between condiments, push "High Pressure Rinse" while the tube is in a cup of water, and change to a new blade.
Blades, tube, and hose aredetacheable for easy cleaning.-- DesertFox, Dec 26 2005 Nice idea, although the pressure needed to force marmite through this contraption would be considerable.-- Mr Phase, Dec 26 2005 Yes, you might want it to have long handles like boltcutters.-- normzone, Dec 26 2005 TastyCaulk-- lurch, Dec 27 2005 Not exactly a ladle, but I see some buns in your future you might use it on. This should get baked.-- ye_river_xiv, Dec 21 2006 random, halfbakery