Fuck the balls with vows of golly.
We three zings of orient arse
We bitch you a Merry Cursemass.
Jingle balls.-- JesusHChrist, Jan 22 2016 Jesus H Christ!-- AusCan531, Jan 22 2016 "Happy Bastardday to you" ... ?-- 8th of 7, Jan 22 2016 Unless you're on either the Armenian or possibly the Aztec calendar, 22nd of Jan is not Xmas-- not_morrison_rm, Jan 23 2016 random, halfbakery