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Culture: Celebration: Gift
Merry Distance Crackers   (+4)  [vote for, against]
Arm lengths explosion of crap toys

Two metre long Christmas crackers packed with joy.
-- skinflaps, Dec 25 2020

Public health guidelines.
-- skinflaps, Dec 25 2020

BUN! Facemask attachements on the paper crowns? Plastic thimble gifts (for pressing public buttons like bells on buses, pellican crossings)?
-- Dub, Dec 25 2020

Could have a standard cracker and special long tongs.
-- pocmloc, Dec 25 2020

Could just use regular crackers, for all the difference it will make ...
-- 8th of 7, Dec 25 2020

But tongs are good. Any excuse to use tongs should not be passed up. Long tongs are better than short tongs.

And prongs. Prongs are good too.
-- pocmloc, Dec 25 2020


"Ying tong iddle-i po !"

-- 8th of 7, Dec 25 2020

random, halfbakery