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Product: Musical Instrument: Metronome
Metronomerama   (+8, -1)  [vote for, against]
a metronome attachment that distributes incense

Metronomerama is a simple device that you attach to the end of the arm on a mechanical metronome.

The purpose of the new attachment is to act as a holder for an incense stick. Now when the metronome is activated, the trail of smoke emitted from the burning incense will be greatly enhanced, and make significant zig-zag patterns as it dissipates.

Because of the additional weight of the new attachment, the metronome will of course require a simple recalibration in order to continue to deliver an accurate timing beat. (full instructions provided)

Deluxe version takes the form of a grasping monkey's fist whose fold over digits hold the incense firmly in place.
-- xenzag, Jan 01 2021

Santiago de Compostela https://www.youtube...watch?v=hP2mlUR20V8
How big do you want it to be? [pocmloc, Jan 01 2021]

Psycho cat Psycho_20cat
Shameless elf-promotion; inspired by [Voice]'s anno. [8th of 7, Jan 01 2021]

I'm all for increasing the waftyness of incense and other fragrant particulate vapours [+]
-- zen_tom, Jan 01 2021


This has the obvious risk of scattering burning fragments of material some distance from the device, which could easily result in a destructive fire.

[+]
-- 8th of 7, Jan 01 2021


[+] I'll take a good luck cat version
-- Voice, Jan 01 2021


^ Aaaaahhhh ... OK....

Hmmmm.

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Could this be done with a sparkler instead of an incense stick ?
-- 8th of 7, Jan 01 2021


+ yay, yes sparklers and some other dangerous exploding things!
-- xandram, Jan 02 2021


Tagline: "Do you want fires with that ? "
-- 8th of 7, Jan 02 2021


Isn't it going to speed up as the stick burns down?
-- RayfordSteele, Jan 04 2021



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