Product: Microwave
Microcon   (+6, -1)  [vote for, against]
"Beep-Beep-Beep-Beeeep"

This microwave oven audibly counts down from Defcon 4 through to Defcon 1 once the food has recieved its required bombardment of electromagnetic radiation.
-- skinflaps, May 18 2013

PWEI Def Con One http://www.youtube....watch?v=v7Wm4qXC_j4
[not_morrison_rm, May 19 2013]

Much more fun.+
-- blissmiss, May 18 2013


Especially with eggs.

"Defcon 1" oven armageddon.
-- skinflaps, May 19 2013


Bulletin of Atomic Scientists says it's five minutes to midnight snack.
-- rcarty, May 19 2013


This product could present an amusing scenario within the missile command centres canteen.
-- skinflaps, May 20 2013


I thought this was going to be a forthcoming HB meetup involving a millionth of a 'baker.
-- nineteenthly, May 20 2013



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