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Sport: Athletic
Military Cross-Country   (+10, -3)  [vote for, against]
For athletics competitions with that "Sgt. Hartman" feeling.

Just combine military training parcours with all your favorite obstacles (haphazard barbed wire, walls and, of course, the dreaded MUD PIT) and hold a running competition on it. No, I do not just mean a competition for soldiers somewhere on a military base but a competition for athlets which is broadcasted like, e.g., the olympics. This would add more variety to the races as each track could be designed in a different way, posing interesting difficulties to the runners.
-- Saruman, Jul 07 2002

Tough Guy. http://www.toughguy.co.uk
Race, barbed wire, cross-country, walls, lots of mud, real athletes, broadcast (ok, local news item), designed differently each season. All of the idea's requirements and more - fancy dress! [sappho, Jul 08 2002, last modified Oct 17 2004]

<weeping> this is my fourth fishboned idea. i should go off to HalfFishmongery, right?
-- Saruman, Jul 07 2002


Congratulations for hanging in there.. Now stop whining and think of a winner..
-- yamahito, Jul 07 2002


[Saruman] I am going to give you a croissant for that remark and the underlying humour. There is nothing wrong with the idea at all, perhaps halfbakers are not particularly athletic. I know I am not, perhaps make it a pub game of sorts....

make mine a pint and a packet of pork scratchings, SIR!
-- po, Jul 07 2002


Mmmmmmmmmm pork scratchings. I would have a pint with that but I can't order stuff from the bar.
-- kaz, Jul 07 2002


oh sod the rules, I will buy you a pint kaz - cheers
-- po, Jul 07 2002


Woohoo! Free drink
-- kaz, Jul 07 2002


gotcha, now you have to go over the obstacle course with a pint of lager in yer, hah .
-- po, Jul 07 2002


I don't know, but i hear they get terrible athlets hang-nail.
-- [ sctld ], Jul 07 2002


Note that the biathlon is just such an event - ski and shoot. No barbed wire, tho.
-- DrCurry, Jul 07 2002


bliss: ...and what shall we make of the "Lego Brand Stack-A-Cat Happy Hat"...?
-- DrCurry, Jul 08 2002


Um, BAKED? Tough Guy races, each summer and winter here in the UK. Going for a link now.
-- sappho, Jul 08 2002



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