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Mini-Hummer Lawn Assault Vehicle   (-1)  [vote for, against]
Keeping vigil over your turf

This ultimate lawn vehicle is meant to pull several lawn tending units at once (i.e. lawn roller, lawn fluffer, as well as the newly introduced blade sharpener/oiler). Fully enclosed, and similarly equipped to its military counterpart, this is a true lawn assault vehicle in every sense of the word. Of course, it comes with a class two hitch on its fortified rear bumper. The MHLAV has a machine gun deck, accessible through the armored sunroof. The drivetrain and suspension are fortified to provide a 5,300 lb carrying capacity - enough for a TOW Missile Launcher system. Other standard features are: night vision LCD display for neighborhood reconnaissance, 1.8 liter Turbo diesel engine, dual-zone air conditioning, dvd player, and child crew safety compartment.
-- flerper, Jun 08 2004

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