With this hat, people like me won't have to waste our breath trying to bring old people into realization that the generation gap has put them into the past and oh never mind...
-- tkeyser, Jul 16 2001

I don't see why I should have to wear a hat just so you youngsters can have an easy life. If you've got something to say, just say it. I really don't understand what your meaning is. (Kids these days...)
-- angel, Jul 16 2001


WHAT? WHAT'S THAT? "MISS UNDER'S TANNED IN COLD MANHATTAN?!?" WHAT KIND OF GIBBERISH IS THIS? SPEAK UP, YOUNG MAN! STOP YOUR BLOODY MUMBLING... AND SIT UP STRAIGHT!
-- Guy Fox, Jul 16 2001


In *my* day we didn't *have* hats! We had to wear old shoes on our heads! And we liked it!
-- The Military, Jul 16 2001


SHOES ON YOUR BEDS! SHOES ON YOUR BEDS?! YOU OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T LEARN A THING FROM YOUR NATIONAL SERVICE, YOU YOUNG RAPSCALLION! IN MY DAY, WE WERE NEAT AND TIDY. CLEANLINESS IS NEXT TO GODLINESS, YOU KNOW? HARRUMPH! AND FURTHER MORE... <zzzzzzzz>
-- Guy Fox, Jul 16 2001


wouldn't they end up wearing the wrong hat... or posibly carying a misunderstood bat?
-- RobertKidney, Jul 16 2001


Explaining the concept would take a while though. They might think that they were getting a cat.
-- hidden truths, May 11 2005



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