Product: Cell Phone: Weapon
Mobile Assassin   (-2)  [vote for, against]
Spyphone Conceals Switchblade

For you spy-a-holics:

Looks like your average cellphone- But at the push of a button, out swings a nasty 5" steel blade. Waterproof (bloodproof).

...well, that's pretty much it.
-- mailtosalonga, Apr 06 2004

blah.
-- futurebird, Apr 07 2004


How would you fit a five foot steel blade in a cell phone?
-- bungston, Apr 07 2004


" is inch, ' is for feet, bungston.
-- RayfordSteele, Apr 07 2004


[marked-for-deletion] average cell phones are shorter than 5" (and shallower, narrower).
-- neilp, Dec 21 2004


(and they wouldn't fit on the long diagonal either).
-- neilp, Dec 21 2004


"Honey can i borrow your cell? Thank's i just gotta call the.... AAAAARRRRRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Imagine that.....
-- robbie the rocker, Dec 23 2005


I'm puzzled about the mfd. What's the reasoning?
-- bristolz, Dec 23 2005


i think rather than a switch blade it would be more useful to conseal a eletric gun. those taser things that shoot out the 2 wires and blast a person with a eletrical current. i think this would be more practicle than a switchblade. i mean who would want to put a knife in a phone anyway. this phone could also be made much smaller so it wouldent waste so much space
-- ShadowFire666, Dec 23 2005


new cellphone on market - contains small switchblade plus very small 11 caliber three shot pistol that also fires s to s warning flares and e.d.t. mini-paintballs. Another cellphone in development will contain a foldout two story staircase.
-- bhenry, Jul 27 2006



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