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Science: Health: Disease
More Specific Disorders   (+1, -1)  [vote for, against]
Classify all disliked habits as disorders

"Bob, I've told you 1000 times, put the toilet seat down!"
"I'm sorry, honey, it's just that it's hard for me, with my problem."
"What problem?"
"I told you, I have LETUS." *
________[Leave the Toiletseat Up Syndrome]
"Oh please. You're just making excuses."
"I am not! There are over 2 million men in America with this problem, and I'd just as soon you not yell at me for having it. It's a sensitive issue for me."
"I'm sorry, honey. I didn't know. I promise I won't bring it up again."
-- phundug, Aug 25 2003

I was going to croissant this but I have ABS.
-- ato_de, Aug 25 2003


anti-lock braking system? thats useful.

<excited> tomorrow, I get my first sunroof </excited>
-- po, Aug 25 2003


Sounds nice, po. You should put it on your car, maybe.
-- waugsqueke, Aug 25 2003


;)
-- po, Aug 25 2003


I had my sunroof, mags and wired for soundness stolen from outside a Cliff Richard concert a few years back, haven't had one since.

Regarding toilet seats, I haven't had a problem with men who don't put the seat down ever since I met one who didn't put it up. Much, much worse.
-- Helium, Aug 25 2003


You can do more with it, too. "You were supposed to be here 20 minutes ago!" "Sorry, I have CLD [chronic lateness disorder]. It's not my fault."

If you think you have a disorder, and knowing what it's called would give you a sense of closure, consult your physician today.
-- phundug, Aug 25 2003


Helium, I blame Cliff.
-- po, Aug 25 2003


Yeah, probably needed it for his Summer Holiday.
-- Helium, Aug 25 2003



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