A reciever and mouthpiece attaches above the lip. Battery goes inside one of the nostrils. Also available in sideburn, goatee and full beard.-- benfrost, Jun 20 2001 Half-baked by Cool McCool http://www.kidrhino...h.lasso?Number=2540 [angel, Jun 20 2001] Be great if it could transmit/receive odors as well as sound. "Are you eating chocolate? Save some for me!"-- Dog Ed, Jun 20 2001 And if you lick, does it remind you of a conversation you had a few hours ago?-- goff, Jun 20 2001 I'll have the Salvador Dali, please.-- melanerpes, Jun 21 2001 Those guys you see with big hairy dirty moustaches wandering about the city mumbling inaudible obscenities seemingly under their breath - it's the moustache phone ..-- benfrost, Jun 21 2001 I always wanted to grow a gigantic handlebar moustache. Just thought I'd mention it. PS: I hate mobile phones in all their incarnations so please don't take this fishbone personally, benfrost.-- DrBob, Jun 21 2001 random, halfbakery