When asked "What time is it Mr Wolf" the clock will tell you the correct time" in a wolfy kind of voice. The only drawback is that occasionally he might answer "it's dinner time"and chase after you with tickling claws and a strange laugh.
-- gizmo, Dec 04 2001

A robot suitable for wolf's clothing? http://www.cim.mcgill.ca/~arlweb/scoutii/
Scout II from the Ambulatory Robotics Lab, Montreal [Aristotle, Dec 05 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]

Certainly fits the half-baked spirit. It would have an hour claw and a minute claw, no doubt.
-- bristolz, Dec 04 2001


Buy 'em by the pack.
-- phoenix, Dec 04 2001


Mom started dating again? I'm down with the clock, man, it's def.
-- reensure, Dec 04 2001


I think the kids say 'Off the hook' now, [reensure].
-- phoenix, Dec 05 2001


I'd like to know what a wolfy sort of voice sounds like
-- po, Dec 05 2001


I wonder if anyone's hacked an AIBO to turn it into a werewolf? (A web search turns up nothing.) Maybe attach razor-sharp fangs to its jaws. That would be a worthy application of robot technology; perhaps add some computer virus so it could bite other AIBOs and infect them too. (Alternative: a were-scooter Segway/Ginger/It, not at all baked in the movie Ginger Snaps, which just featured a werewolf called Ginger)
-- pottedstu, Dec 05 2001


Sounds a bit scary to me. Unless it was a large cuddly kind of wolfy with soft paws and glow in the dark teeth!
-- arora, Dec 05 2001


Po: Maybe something a bit like this "It'sss arghalf passst seven"
-- gizmo, Dec 06 2001


Gizmo: Does the wolf have a stammer or has it been imbibing at the Bachanalian Shrine?
-- maggie, Jan 26 2002


Be careful or it may blow your house down.
-- sufc, Nov 19 2002



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