Not many people find their toilet's flush perfect. Furthermore, different people in the same house have different tastes. Therefore, just build in a little sound-cancellation device (or insulation) in the toilet to mask the actual flush, and put in a little device with the flush sounds from various toilets, from the cute little friendly ones to a huge, industrial-strength water gusher.

Now, when Missy wants to flush, she presses her button, and her favorite sound plays while it flushes (the button also flushes the real toilet); and when Big Daddy's done, the appropriate flush plays so everyone knows.

For those who want something 'different', chewing and swallowing sound effects (burping optional), 'tapeworm screaming', and 'Mm-mm, what's cooking?'.
-- galukalock, May 08 2003

Do you just have too much time on your hands, or do you actually consider this an idea?

(spends a moment looking through the other ideas posted today) Nevermind, it's as good as most.
-- Worldgineer, May 08 2003


And when big brother flushes it, he hears little sister's scream as she goes down the tube.

Just make sure you can't program it to play N*Sync. (ha ha)
-- smileydudette, May 08 2003


I want some chewing and swallowing sounds every time I flush.
-- oatcake, May 08 2003


Well, that shouldn't be too hard.
-- galukalock, May 08 2003


Hows about random humerous sound effects?

"Dive Dive Dive"

"Captain, the engines cannae tek it!"

Ride of the Valkyres

and so on...
-- Loris, Jul 28 2006


I think I'd settle for a nice, happy klaxon.
-- shapu, Jul 28 2006


Adding a strain gauge to the toilet seat would allow weight appropriate sounds to be played. Or maybe a timer to help guess production vs time served.
-- popbottle, May 07 2013



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