This is a pillow for the young ones. One half has prickly stubble, resembling the texture of daddy's beard, the other is soft and supple with a fake nipple at the end that can be gently nuzzled.
Sprinkle with either parents perfume or aftershave, to trick the child whilst you are holidaying in the Greek Islands.-- benfrost, Jun 08 2013 Attachment theory http://www.peelearl...20theory,%20USA.pdfThe classic experiment with young monkeys and cloth and wire surogate dolls. [popbottle, Jun 08 2013] Boyfriend pillow http://2.bp.blogspo...friend-pillow-2.jpgBetter than your bisexual pillow [4and20, Jun 09 2013] It's the little things http://i.imgur.com/Jkak8.jpg [4and20, Jun 10 2013] ah, but which is which?-- po, Jun 09 2013 What happens if both your parents are gay females or gay males? Is there a nipple/nipple and beard/beard range?-- xenzag, Jun 09 2013 "mum! There's a nipple stuck in my ear"-- skinflaps, Jun 10 2013 //What happens if both your parents are gay females or gay males?// Well then those kids are just going to be messed up to begin with.
</troll>-- DIYMatt, Jun 10 2013 random, halfbakery