Culture: Television: Sex
Mystery Science Porno Theater   (+35, -1)  [vote for, against]
Sarcastic commentators crack wise about the onscreen action

There should be a show like Mystery Science Theater that shows old porno flicks.
-- mrthingy, Sep 06 2000

Something Awful Hentai Game Reviews http://www.somethingawful.com/hentai/
Hentai games- not movies, but the fact that the games are rated on a scale from 0 to -50 says something about the cynicism of the reviews. [gastronaut, Jul 11 2002, last modified Oct 05 2004]

hell, if they served a decent cider in the place (all movie theaters should serve alchohol!) I'ld do it for free..
-- bear, Sep 06 2000


Have you seen the movie //Volare, Volare//? A sound studio is shared between a producer of 'adult films' and a producer of cartoons. When the wrong film gets shown for the sound-effects guy, he adds hillarious sound effects to the 'adult movie'.
-- supercat, Oct 28 2000


I'd rent it.
-- Furthur, Dec 16 2000


My wife would be great as one of those sarcastic commentators. She's had lots of practice.
-- Ander, Jan 02 2001


What an awesome idea! The comedy potential is limitless!
-- danrue, Jan 02 2001


Any of you who think that something like this would be a great idea should see Trey Parker and Matt Stone's "Orgazmo"!
-- mwburden, Jan 03 2001


After reading the first review, I can definitely say that I will not be buying any Hentai games, gastronaut. I wouldn't be surprised if they do games based around war crimes as well. I would advise anyone to avoid following that link. It's stomach churning.
-- DrBob, Jul 11 2002


This is actually baked. It's a feature on the truly ghastly television show "Midnight Blue" shown weekly on New York public access, and, I believe some other markets too.

They're hampered by a total lack of funny, however, so perhaps you could spruce it up.
-- FritzBenwalla, Dec 12 2002


"...total lack of funny..." I like that.
-- bristolz, Dec 12 2002


i couldn't see any funny.
-- sufc, Jan 15 2003


[bristolz] I was about to say the exact same thing (re: FritzBenwalla). Does this mean we're bonding? :)
-- thecat, Jun 24 2003



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