Product: Toaster
NRA Toaster   (+3, -1)  [vote for, against]
shoots first and asks for the butter later

NRA toaster is loaded with blank firing ammunition, provided for by either a six shooter type arrangement, or a curved cartridge like that of an AK47. (belt feed under development)

After each slice of bread is loaded into place, the toaster fires off a series of rounds, with the resulting blasts striking the surface of bread obliquely, and toasting it in streaky rows.

"I love the breakfast bread from my NRA Toaster first thing in the morning. It tastes like victory".
-- xenzag, Mar 15 2018

Cooking with Gunner https://www.youtube...watch?v=aasEs9XAcm4
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Mar 15 2018]

<sharpening of blue pencil/>

// loaded with blank firing ammunition //

"loaded with blank ammunition"

// provided for by either a six shooter type arrangement //

"supplied by either a six shot cylinder arrangement"

// or a curved cartridge like that of an AK47. //

"or a curved magazine like that of an AK-47."

// fires off a series of rounds //

" fires off a burst "

// toasting it in streaky rows. //

Actually, blowing holes right through it, without any "toasting" per se.

// It tastes like victory". //

"It smells like ... victory"
-- 8th of 7, Mar 15 2018


Somehow I thought you might enjoy...... your bread can be come in the form of cat shaped silhouettes.
-- xenzag, Mar 15 2018


Each with a neat 5.56mm hole, please.
-- 8th of 7, Mar 15 2018


Man can not live on bread alone. [link]
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Mar 15 2018


Googles "impact caramelization" - gets irrelevant results. (Admits to never having considered thermal glass transitions in sucrose... wanders off)
-- lurch, Mar 15 2018



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