SFX: THEME MUSIC

VFX: OPENING MONTAGE

ANNX: "Good Evening, AMERICA! Are you ready for another HOUR of the funniest, sweetest, and most SHOCKING videos around? WE think you ARE - and believe us, WE can TELL! In the fine American tradition of CANDID CAMERA and AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS, the NSA (remember, 'when it comes to terrorism, there's No Simple Answer, and that's why you need the NSA!') brings you another episode of 'THE NSA'S GREAT MOMENTS IN SURVEILLANCE'! The best REAL-LIFE, UNSCRIPTED moments captured from the nationwide network of SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS and SECURITY DRONES that are keeping YOU safe, 24-7! Declassified, enhanced, and family-friendly! And now here's your host, the lady who knows what YOU had for breakfast - KATJA LOOKEN!"
-- smendler, Jun 19 2016

Big Buddy Big_20Buddy
[not_morrison_rm, Jun 19 2016]

Ahem... linky
-- not_morrison_rm, Jun 19 2016


"Smile ! You're on Candid Drone Camera ..."
-- 8th of 7, Jun 19 2016


//You're on Candid Drone Camera

Hopefully they edit out the cross-hairs on the footage.
-- not_morrison_rm, Jun 19 2016


// they edit out the cross-hairs on the footage //

yes.. but only for public relations purposes
-- Skewed, Jun 19 2016



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