Ever take home pizza, and then find it's so greasy that you have to use three or four heavy-duty paper towels to blot the grease off it?

It's kind of annoying. Those towels cost money. I feel that the pizza seller should be courteous and offer me something to defray the cost of the paper towels I must later use.

Yes, pizza places have napkins, but they're useless; teeny little one-ply pieces of crap.

I figure a deal like this: Buy 5 pies or 20 pizza slices at xyz pizzeria and get a free roll of Bounty paper towels (or other premium brand). It's win-win for you and your pizzeria.
-- phundug, Oct 28 2004

this gives me an idea!
-- Pericles, Oct 28 2004


Nice rant, but not much of an idea there.
-- Worldgineer, Oct 28 2004


Or, you could buy less pizza, and then waste less paper towels, and all from the privacy of your own home!
-- brodie, Oct 29 2004


Where is this Xyz Pizzeria?
-- harderthanjesus, Oct 29 2004



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