"Ring Ring"
"Ring Ring"
"Ring Ring"

DR: "uh ... hello"
phone: "Hello Denny boy; welcome to your alarm clock; it's 7am; time to wake up!"
DR: "...uurgh..."
phone: "Please say the following phrase clearly and quickly after the tone" phone: "I am awake and ready to face the day"
phone: "beep"
DR: "...oh **** bugger off"
phone: "You said "oh **** bugger off" - sorry you are not awake yet - this call will be returned in 5 minutes at a cost of £1.50"
phone: "click"

DR: "**** **** *****"
-- DenholmRicshaw, Feb 19 2004

I would be bankupt so fast.
-- yabba do yabba dabba, Feb 19 2004


I think I'd just change the message on my answering machine to "I am awake and ready to face the day."
-- lostdog, Feb 19 2004


Like it.
Deserves a churn,
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jul 19 2005


"It sounds like you said:

'I am a fake, and red in the face, and gay'

Is this corect? If so, connecting you to your mind care specialist now...."
-- not_only_but_also, Jul 19 2005


Better than a nasty IVF alarm clock.
-- wagster, Jul 19 2005



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