-- Vernon, Feb 14 2005

(?) Neck Bolt - only $6.99 http://nawtythings..../costume_frank.html
[Flux, Feb 16 2005]

(?) Not for children under 3 http://www.charliec...Title=Monster+Bolts
[Flux, Feb 16 2005]

sooo... no date for Valentine's day, eh Vernon?
-- dentworth, Feb 14 2005


Of course he has a date for valentines day. That's why it's a two word idea that has nothing to do with politics. He's a busy man!
-- contracts, Feb 14 2005


oh, I thought he was working on improving his looks for the ladies. or other
-- dentworth, Feb 14 2005


Fabric bolts for that tailored look.
-- FarmerJohn, Feb 14 2005


And of course this would lead to the invention of neck bolt cutters...
-- MrDaliLlama, Feb 14 2005


Seriously, this is the shortest Vernon idea ever.

Aluminum tongue stud?

AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!
-- DesertFox, Feb 15 2005


I'm sure this has nothing to do with the lightning rods and Igor I've seen hanging around [Vernon], right?
-- froglet, Feb 16 2005


You like his bolts? wait till you see his nuts.
-- benfrost, Feb 16 2005



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