The nibbly hat is somewhat like a modified sombrero, to fit children - this could also work with midgets if handy. Chips, biscuits, olives, cheese, dip etc is placed around the top of the hat and the child (aged 8-10 depending on required height) simply wanders about the party stopping here and there as requested.
A waistband/harness type of apparatus could fit around their waist to trail a small cart filled with drinks.
A simplified adaptation could be the Adolescent Ash-Hat so as when your cigarette needs to be put out, an ashtray is only a click of the fingers away.-- benfrost, Mar 06 2001 Baked. http://www.wweek.co...ml/leada063099.htmlScroll down a bit for a photo. [PotatoStew, Mar 06 2001] Nacho hat (.wav) http://www.thesimps.../files/nachohat.wavHomer Simpson exults in his nacho hat; though this hat is meant to be eaten by its wearer. [Uncle Nutsy, Mar 06 2001] juice jamboree! http://www.ephemeranow.com/av/av281.htm [benfrost, Oct 25 2005] "Mmmm ... delicious cheese. Full bodied, young but not impertinent, with just a touch of Fedora on the palate."-- 1percent, Apr 05 2001 This idea actually brings back some rather disturbing memories of one of my mother's tupperware parties... ::shudder::-- ichinichi, Jul 02 2001 Stupid question: where do i get one... how do i make one?-- cabbage, Jan 02 2002 LOL! And I thought *I* was cruel to my kids...-- phoenix, Jan 02 2002 How did I ever miss this? Add a gyroscopically stabilised hat platform to set drinks on, and I'll take... er... hmm.-- Detly, May 03 2005 evil [+]-- Voice, May 20 2013 random, halfbakery