Business: Delivery: Martial Arts
Ninja Milkman   (+20, -5)  [vote for, against]
Who delivered this milk!?!

A Ninja delivers your milk, cheese and other dairy products. You never see him, but make sure you pay on time.
-- zen_tom, Jul 10 2004

Ninja Burger
Real-life(ish) ninja delivery in action [zen_tom, Apr 03 2005]

Ninja refuse collector...
-- mailtosalonga, Jul 13 2004

Ninja Entrepreneurs, Ninja Surgeons, Ninja Postmen, Ninja Bakers, Ninja Telephone Sanitation Technicians, Ninja Encyclopedia Salesmen...the source of possibilities is boundless...
-- zen_tom, Jul 14 2004

ninja florists!
-- po, Jul 14 2004

ninja hookers. "who did I just have sex with?" this is friggin' ridiculous.

anyway, why do we need steath milk?
-- schematics, Jul 14 2004

I don't know about you, [UnaBubba], but I don't think my grandma ever knitted anything out of my pubic hair.
-- disbomber, Apr 03 2005

Completely dumbfounded by that link. Is that for real?
-- AfroAssault, Apr 03 2005

ah... no.
-- david_scothern, Apr 04 2005

Bun to UnaBubba, still laughing about the skullcap! Got **What**?!?!
-- 37PiecesOf Flair, Apr 04 2005

Oh, I saw the order menu but didn't notice the "do not enter your credit card" part. Duh.
-- AfroAssault, Apr 04 2005

You are an idiot
-- heroofmight, Apr 26 2005

you are still stupid
-- heroofmight, Apr 26 2005

come on, a ninja milk man, you watch too much cartoons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-- heroofmight, Apr 26 2005

I wasn't sure how serious you were about that comment, but I can see by the number of exclamation points, you're really super mega deadly ultra hyper Street Fighter II Turbo serious. Me too much serious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-- AfroAssault, Apr 26 2005

I'm not sure about stealth milk, but with recent anti-smoking legislation, I can see a market for stealth cigarettes.
-- Adze, Apr 27 2005

How about going a step farther with stealth nicotine, by IV? [+]

BTW, I brought up the idea of ninja milk delivery with some people I was talking to at school today--they were in stitches, and all agreed that the milk would have to be delivered the instant you think about having milk and realize that you're out. Without you noticing, obviously. You wouldn't need to pay; just have the cash, a debit card, or a credit card in your wallet, which would have to be somewhere within 20 miles of the milk delivery point.
-- disbomber, Apr 28 2005

I think He-Roof-Mite is jealous.

Unleash an army of ninja possums upon him.
-- moPuddin, Aug 04 2005

Suggested promotional items ninja collections departments could send to overdue clients as a hint:

You'll Get Hurt Yogurt

Too Long To Pay Toupee

String You Up Cheese

Assault Batteries
-- bobeff, Aug 05 2005

Wow, this is one of my first ideas (I was going through my 'Ninja Phase' at the time) - I'm trying to decide whether [HeRoof] is calling me stupid for posting the idea, or [Afro] for wondering whether NinjaBurger is a bonafide fast-food delivery outlet.

I like "You'll Get Hurt Yoghurt", and can almost imagine a ninja actually delivering himself encased in a Peach-Melba pot of Ski , humbly awaiting the moment when he can totally flip out against a teaspoon armed opponent.
-- zen_tom, Aug 05 2005

ninja hookers that makes me laugh hahaha but i already thought ninjas delivered milk

-- seventhinline, Aug 06 2005

My wife ran off with our milkman last year.

Of course, to this day, she swears blind that she never actually saw the man she ran off with.
-- theleopard, Apr 12 2007

Awesome! (+)
-- Shadow Phoenix, Sep 29 2007

How about a ninja milk ninja milkman, who mysteriously delivers milk you can't see?
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Sep 29 2007

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