Worn with a stylish elastic cord hooked over the ears, the Nose Nappy fits snugly under the runny hooter, where super-absorbent gels lock in the snotty moistness.
Pre-treated with nose-balm, you need never empty a box of tissues in an afternoon again.

*Optional guttering carries the overflow away to a discrete earring-mounted cistern.
-- AbsintheWithoutLeave, May 11 2008

Optinal guttering ala xenzag Nose_20Guttering
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, May 11 2008]

[+] for "discrete earring-mounted cistern"
-- FlyingToaster, May 11 2008


Very FarmerJohn-ish.
-- DrCurry, May 12 2008


Gosh [DrCurry] I think that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said about one of my ideas.
I presume it was meant in a nice way?
<sigh> I miss him too </s>
-- AbsintheWithoutLeave, May 12 2008



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