A handsome, otherwise undetectable toupee with mechanisms to make it spin, stand up, flip over and blow steam from underneith. The user would push the appropriate buttons hidden in his pocket that activate these mechanisms to punctuate his reaction to various situations.

Sounds would accompany these motions. A siren whistle for the spin, orchestra sting minor chord for it standing up and steamboat whistle for the steam obviously. A wolf whistle would accompany the flip.
-- doctorremulac3, May 19 2013

wouldn't it be neat, that thing I saw in the 3 Stooges movies ?
-- FlyingToaster, May 19 2013


Writhing Medusa dreadlocks would be a bit hair raising .
-- wjt, May 20 2013



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