A line of stimulating underwear for woman including the Orgazimatic Bra which has a thin web of wire that with the help of one 9v battery per breast send a electronic pulse across the breast surface and nipple.

Also the Orgazimatic Panties which have a similar thin web of wires that stimulate the Libia and clitoris.

Both Peices are controlled via a remote control and level of stimulation can be ajusted
-- GhostFace Killah, May 27 2001

...and they also have a built-in spell-checker.
-- angel, May 27 2001


Gaaah--another spectacularly bad male invention for female sex. Wire up your unit and see how it works, ok, stud?
-- Dog Ed, May 28 2001


Actually, that's baked. Look for 'violet ray' anything...
-- StarChaser, May 28 2001


With the one adverse side effect being that all the "unwanted tension" in your sphincter is relaxed as well.
-- TickleMeElmo, May 28 2001


OK, plus one for trying to make women happy, minus one for not asking them what they like first.
-- sirrobin, May 29 2001


Baked. I saw advertisements for "tickling" and "vibrating" panties in the back of such magazines as COSMOPOLITAN.
-- Sparki, Aug 06 2001


nothing you can say will convince me to put voltage across my genitals.

i can only assume the ladies present would feel the same way.
-- urbanmatador, Apr 24 2003


I say 120 volts for added stimulation!
-- JesseOQ, Aug 01 2003


don't knock electrical nerve stimulation until you've tried it... hehehehe
-- dsm, Jan 25 2004


Some recent research has produced electrically induced orgasms by stimulating the nreves at the point where they branch out of the spinal column.
-- oneoffdave, Jan 25 2004


Damn, I need my spinal column branched out.
-- sidi, Jan 25 2004


Lol, angel, exactly what I was thinking. I before e except after c......... And 'Libia"? Wtf, libia? Lmao.
-- shytilwet, Mar 03 2004



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