Once donated to a convent, this clothing has now become infested with malware, controlled remotely by the bad guys, that is causing the nuns no end of embarrassment. An elderly John McClane happens to get involved, but has trouble finding someone to shoot at, and he can't just strip the clothing off the nuns. ALL clothing is electronically enhanced these days (the futuristic movie setting), and powered by built-in photovoltaics with supercapacitor storage for backup power, and not batteries that could easily be removed. What to do? Eventually he decides to try an ElectroMagnetic Pulse Bomb. Working Movie Title: "Old Habits Die Hard".
-- Vernon, Sep 08 2014

Hobbit crossover movie Hobbit_20crossover_20movie
Prior Art [8th of 7, Sep 08 2014]

I think Christopher Moore beat you to it..."Gunning For Nuns" http://books.google...%22%20moore&f=false
Coyote Blue, page 144 [normzone, Sep 08 2014]

<very slow handclaps>
-- 8th of 7, Sep 08 2014


And the entire idea displays without touching the PageDown key...
-- normzone, Sep 08 2014


This is probably the best idea I have read since the last idea I read.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Sep 08 2014


Old Habits Die Hard should have been the title[+]
-- theircompetitor, Sep 08 2014


I'm still sulking that 8th's hobbit film got more buns than my "His Dark Archers..."
-- not_morrison_rm, Sep 08 2014



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