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pocket foldable headphones with waterfall sound

This is for all bladder shy people who can't whizz in a noisy bathroom. You put 'em on and hear nothing but water flowing in stereo...

...and you piss and be gone.

Remember never to use those sound-therapy sleep machines in "waterfall" mode though.
-- mr2560, Oct 17 2003

Not recommended for late night "pee by ear" male trips to the loo.
-- Cedar Park, Oct 18 2003

excuse my minnesotaism, but "loo"?

it's called a shit bowl
-- dickity, Oct 18 2003

aka "the crapper"?
-- Cedar Park, Oct 18 2003

or "Cludgie"
-- never trust a man in a blue trench coat, Oct 19 2003

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