...delivered from PE Teachers to those that need PE know how
-- chronological, Dec 20 2019

Personal Effectiveness Training https://www.gordont...nternational-p-e-t/
[pashute, Jun 30 2020]

Milton Jones on PE Teachers https://www.youtube...ture=youtu.be&t=178
[DrBob, Jun 30 2020]

How will this literary masterpiece be produced ?

Most PE teachers can barely read; writing is definitely beyond them.

Besides, PE teachers are almost invariably malignant sadists, only a short step from being geography teachers, and thus deserve no pity whatsoever.
-- 8th of 7, Dec 20 2019


So do you dislike sadists or do you like Geography teachers?
-- Voice, Dec 21 2019


We dislike sadists, and therefore also dislike Geography teachers, evil twisted bastards that they are.
-- 8th of 7, Dec 21 2019


//Most PE teachers can barely read//

That hardly matters, does it 8th? After all, the main use of such a magazine is for it to be rolled up & used to whack someone round the earhole.
-- DrBob, Dec 23 2019


Really ? We thought hockey sticks and cricket bats were preferred... and baseball bats, of course.
-- 8th of 7, Dec 23 2019


Rolled up magazines don't leave any incriminating marks on the victim that the social workers might find.
-- DrBob, Dec 23 2019


Naah, that's the second* thing they're taught in PE teacher training - "Hit 'em so it don't show".

*The first is "Breathe in ... breathe out ... breathe in ... breathe out ..."
-- 8th of 7, Dec 23 2019



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