Sport: Water
Paddleboard Lacrosse   (+3)  [vote for, against]

I'm at the beach watching paddleboarders aimlessly splash around and, quite frankly, it's pretty boring. For those who don't know a paddleboard looks like a large surfboard which the user stands on and propels with a single bladed paddle. There's a spare end on the paddle to which it would be a simple matter to attach a lacrosse stick. Provide goals, form up teams and now we have a spectator sport. Perhaps ramming prows would liven things up a bit more as well.
-- AusCan531, Jan 07 2018

Playing outside the shark net, or during an irukandji swarm, would liven it up even more ...
-- 8th of 7, Jan 07 2018

You should make a kit that includes a couple of retrofit lacrossse basket thingys that attaches to existing oars and include a floating ball.

Damned clever.
-- doctorremulac3, Jan 07 2018

random, halfbakery