Culture: Movie: Plot
Pandora Meets Schrödinger   (+15)  [vote for, against]
who knows what will happen?

This is a historical mystery, sci-fi movie.

These two characters are each in possession of a box. When they meet and get together they each share something from their boxes respectively.

There will need to be multiple Scooby-Doo endings.
-- xandram, Mar 12 2013

I predict pandormonium.
-- xenzag, Mar 12 2013


sp. Pandöra.
-- pocmloc, Mar 12 2013


Shirley, given the ambiguity, it should be P and/or A?
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 12 2013


The appearance of Skinner can only lead to complications.
-- normzone, Mar 12 2013


[+] but the obvious plot is that they don't know each other until a shipping or coatcheck error has them switch boxes, hilarity ensuing when opened.
-- FlyingToaster, Mar 12 2013


Lucy is Not going to like this...
wait, that was Schroder.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Mar 12 2013


Pandora lets all the evils out of her box, only to find a dead cat at the bottom?
-- DrCurry, Mar 12 2013


Somehow Pandora could be persuaded to place her box inside Herr Schrödinger's such that after some period of time, all the worlds evils are both free, and contained at the same time. It turns out this has been the case for longer than we imagine.
-- zen_tom, Mar 13 2013


Tagline in deep voice, interspersed with dialogue from the movie.

THIS WINTER...

"It's a box God damn it, get your own!"

WILL CURIOSITY...

"That's what I'm trying to tell you: everything's in there!"

KILL...

"Erwin, please, I have to know..."

THE CAT?

"Meow!"
-- theleopard, Mar 13 2013


hehe - I love all these annos!!
-- xandram, Mar 13 2013


Since "All the evils and miseries of the world" are neatly embodied in the entity known as the domestic cat, it is irrelevan which box Pandora opens, shirley?

In the original story, the last thing left in Pandora's box was "hope". To parallel this, presumably Erwin's box will (in addition to the radioactive source, detector, and bottle of poisin) contain a high-power air rifle.
-- 8th of 7, Mar 13 2013


Can we just settle for a cat-launcher?
-- xandram, Mar 15 2013


We can.
-- 8th of 7, Mar 15 2013


//bottle of poisin

Poisson? There's a French (spits on the ground) cat in there?
-- not_morrison_rm, Mar 15 2013


which reminds me of an old joke;
"Pandora isn't very good at wrestling... but you aughta see her box."
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Mar 15 2013


What a splendid idea. I only wish I'd have seen it sooner. +
-- blissmiss, Mar 16 2013


I don't know, I think this idea is primarily about pandoring to the audience.
-- theircompetitor, Mar 16 2013


Who's to say there even is an audience?
-- xandram, Mar 18 2013



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