Who knows what these would look like? Very large cardboard pine trees hanging on strings sold in a variety of tranquil scents: - vanilla - evergreen - new parkade scent - CO2 scented ...

Dangle them from the inevitable ceiling sprinkler system in an effort to mask the stench of aging urine, stale air and assorted decomposing detritus.
-- grackle, May 27 2001

What about putting "freshness" additives in the concrete that they use to build the things?
-- futurebird, Jun 30 2001


Freshness additives would be used up after a while, and you don't want to have to demolish & rebuild your parking garage when you could just hang a new giant pine tree thing in it.

I like this idea, although it would not be popular with people who are allergic to common "freshener" scents.
-- wiml, Jul 01 2001


They could just hose the damned places down a bit more often. I'd prefer the smell of good honest disinfectant to any artificial limonene which is only there to make you *think* it's been cleaned.
-- angel, Jul 02 2001



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