Attach two piglets - one to the underside of each of your feet via velcro straps and glide down the street as they run for dear life. A slender flexible rod, stick, or twig can be used for whipping them into motion and a long gold chain attached to rings about their snouts can act as bridles as you canter and pull up to the ticket counter at your local cinema/dentist/army recruitment center etc.-- benfrost, Feb 23 2006 Baked. Solo style. http://www.strangec...nt/item/113747.htmlLooks like fine. [nth, Feb 23 2006] <fx: "Duelling Banjos" music from Deliverance>-- hippo, Feb 23 2006 Yes! With these you could really travel in STYle...
I'm already feeling a bit sorry for the little piggies! How would you stop them squealing through the film/examination/war? Make bacon sandwiches?-- Minimal, Feb 23 2006 muzzles of course.-- benfrost, Feb 23 2006 Until I pop along, and create a dividing trail of apples :)-- skinflaps, Feb 23 2006 Your way sounds much more fun though [Benfrost].-- nth, Feb 23 2006 [-] piglets are too small to carry human weight.-- xandram, Feb 23 2006 random, halfbakery