Your pitiful Earthly vessel is but the inkwell of Satan. Scribble away, wretch. Scribble away thy eternal doom.
Ahem, what's that? No, nothing. Just sign at the bottom please.-- theleopard, Dec 15 2011 Used by Existential_20Contract_20Lawyers [theleopard, Dec 15 2011] Inspired by bloody_20typewriter_20ribbonCollaborative musings [theleopard, Dec 15 2011] And Ouroboros_20LeechSort of an ouroboros HB chain [theleopard, Dec 15 2011] I was thinking about this, what if I had, by prior arrangement, had a full blood transfusion just prior to my signing of the deed. If the bloody signature was writ in *someone else*'s blood, might that count as a possible loophole?-- zen_tom, Dec 15 2011 Worth a wager?-- theleopard, Dec 15 2011 Well if this isn't the damndest thing I've ever read.-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Dec 15 2011 Next up, the Klein Bottle Leech...-- RayfordSteele, Dec 15 2011 With a rolling pin, one might be able to fashion a Möbius Leech...-- theleopard, Dec 20 2011 /what if I had, by prior arrangement, had a full blood transfusion /
what a great concept. It seems a John Constatine-ish trick. A capper would be the fact that in addition to it being someone else's blood, I had actually signed "Eat My Shorts" in flowery letters.-- bungston, Dec 20 2011 There's probably a market for all sorts of bodily fluid writing/printing devices.-- FlyingToaster, Dec 20 2011 Writing one's name in the snow, that sort of thing?-- Alterother, Dec 20 2011 I only get in trouble for that when it isn't my handwriting.-- AusCan531, Dec 20 2011 Not good for the squeamish. 50/50 I'd pass out...-- saedi, Dec 22 2011 I laughed; I cried, I bled.-- reensure, Dec 29 2011 Ink blotter = Ink clotter-- Ling, Dec 29 2011 I told a barrister friend of mine about this idea. He said contract law sucks.-- theleopard, Dec 29 2011 Haha, haha, //Barrister friend// haha. How Faust-idious of you.-- 4whom, Dec 29 2011 random, halfbakery