The top nozzle of the can sprays an alluring scent, one that says: "I want to get closer to you." Flip it over and it's a pepper spray dispenser.
Call it "Breathless" to cover both uses. That or "Blind Date".-- doctorremulac3, Sep 15 2012 The come hither knockout look http://sports.yahoo...211335362--nfl.htmlProof Glaswegian women have class. [4and20, Sep 16 2012] Are the two positions marked or otherwise distinguished?-- pocmloc, Sep 15 2012 Might be a good idea.-- doctorremulac3, Sep 15 2012 Glasgow girls could buy the half-price version, without the pepper spray.-- 8th of 7, Sep 15 2012 Having just returned from a reunion dinner at Girton, matriculation year 1977, I can assure both the good [doctor] and [1.14285714285] that a single nozzle is sufficient.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Sep 15 2012 Presumably there was a statistically significant proportion of Glaswegian females present.-- 8th of 7, Sep 15 2012 Yes, there were none - which is, I believe, statistically significant.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Sep 15 2012 Indeed it is- "none" is the proven statistically optimal quantity of female Glaswegians required to facilitate a cultured and sophisticated social event.-- 8th of 7, Sep 16 2012 Which nozzle, [MB]?-- pocmloc, Sep 16 2012 Hard to tell.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Sep 16 2012 Once it's in your eye, it really doesn't make a difference.-- Alterother, Sep 16 2012 Buy now and get, as a free bonus, a double-ended dropper bottle, with moisturizing eye drops on one side and tobasco sauce on the other.-- swimswim, Sep 16 2012 //Once it's in your eye, it really doesn't make a difference.//
I am troubled to have to report that the over-50s of Girton alumni seem to have developed a _wearable_ Mace.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Sep 16 2012 how did I not bun this the first time?-- Voice, Sep 16 2012 // a squirty mace flower, a red nose (not the red croissant originally advertised) and a pair of size 26 boots //
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