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Product: Weapon: Spray
Perfume Or Mace Dual Nozzle Spray Can   (+5)  [vote for, against]
What does she really think of you? You'll find out soon enough.

The top nozzle of the can sprays an alluring scent, one that says: "I want to get closer to you." Flip it over and it's a pepper spray dispenser.

Call it "Breathless" to cover both uses. That or "Blind Date".
-- doctorremulac3, Sep 15 2012

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Proof Glaswegian women have class. [4and20, Sep 16 2012]

Are the two positions marked or otherwise distinguished?
-- pocmloc, Sep 15 2012


Might be a good idea.
-- doctorremulac3, Sep 15 2012


Glasgow girls could buy the half-price version, without the pepper spray.
-- 8th of 7, Sep 15 2012


Having just returned from a reunion dinner at Girton, matriculation year 1977, I can assure both the good [doctor] and [1.14285714285] that a single nozzle is sufficient.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Sep 15 2012


Presumably there was a statistically significant proportion of Glaswegian females present.
-- 8th of 7, Sep 15 2012


Yes, there were none - which is, I believe, statistically significant.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Sep 15 2012


Indeed it is- "none" is the proven statistically optimal quantity of female Glaswegians required to facilitate a cultured and sophisticated social event.
-- 8th of 7, Sep 16 2012


Which nozzle, [MB]?
-- pocmloc, Sep 16 2012


Hard to tell.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Sep 16 2012


Once it's in your eye, it really doesn't make a difference.
-- Alterother, Sep 16 2012


Buy now and get, as a free bonus, a double-ended dropper bottle, with moisturizing eye drops on one side and tobasco sauce on the other.
-- swimswim, Sep 16 2012


//Once it's in your eye, it really doesn't make a difference.//

I am troubled to have to report that the over-50s of Girton alumni seem to have developed a _wearable_ Mace.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Sep 16 2012


how did I not bun this the first time?
-- Voice, Sep 16 2012


// a squirty mace flower, a red nose (not the red croissant originally advertised) and a pair of size 26 boots //

<[bungston]>

"Mother !"

</[bungston]>
-- 8th of 7, Sep 16 2012



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