Business: Cafe
Pet Opium Dens   (+3, -1)  [vote for, against]
Where were they when we were getting high?

Given the proliferation of decriminalized Schedule I drugs, the opioid epidemic, the lack of relevant case law, and the recent confirmation that even dolphins like getting high, it's time to create a business that takes advantage of the anthropomorphization of pet animals, and let them enjoy chemistry as much as their owners do.
-- theircompetitor, Feb 11 2017

You just purse your lips together, and blowfish https://www.google....ZjUTg3vS436EAo_5k0A
[theircompetitor, Feb 11 2017]

Animal lovers, don't miss https://www.google....ome-mobile&ie=UTF-8
[po, Feb 12 2017]

I had a lot to say about this but it all kind of logjammed somewhere between my brain and my fingers. [+]
-- Voice, Feb 12 2017


We don't even have a location where I can go to smoke opium,and you think we should fast-forward to dolphins?

C'mon, you're a businessman. Open a chain of outlets where I can experience the ancient intoxicant, and THEN we'll talk about you bringing in the residents of your swimming pool.
-- normzone, Feb 12 2017


I'm going straight to VR addiction, [normzone], no need to waste time on the intermediate stuff :)
-- theircompetitor, Feb 12 2017


a lot of species like a high.
-- po, Feb 12 2017



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