Please log in.
Before you can vote, you need to register. Please log in or create an account.
Fashion: Animal
Piezoelectric Chicken Suit   (+3)  [vote for, against]
Self-flapping feathers

The [link] below raises the possibility of generating small amounts of power...
-- csea, May 08 2016

Piezoelectricity in Chicken Feathers http://ieeexplore.i...Farnumber%3D4502689
Mechanical >< Electrical [csea, May 08 2016]

Milton Arndt und zer battery chickens http://blog.modernm...ndoor-poultry-farm/
[not_morrison_rm, May 09 2016]

Hook it up to Hillary and we could power New York.
-- whatrock, May 08 2016


I think there might be prior art, Milton Arndt in the 1930's quite clearly had knowledge of battery chickens.
-- not_morrison_rm, May 09 2016


A huge leap forward in electricity gHen-eration ...
-- 8th of 7, May 09 2016


I see a movie plot, where a disgruntled chicken farmer harnesses the power of whole coops of chickens wired together to create a huge static bolt electrical doomsday machine.
-- RayfordSteele, May 09 2016


I love it. Let's light up the chicken coop every time the rooster gets busy. Which is a lot. Yay.
-- blissmiss, May 09 2016


By strange coincidence, I spent part of this last weekend putting an electric fence around my in-laws' chicken field, in the remote hope of keeping out a fox. I christened it Staleggluft III. (I suspect it will only serve to keep the fox in, but time will tell.)
-- MaxwellBuchanan, May 09 2016


// disgruntled chicken farmer //

Heinrich Himmler was actually a failed chicken farmer.

He'd have been much better concentrating on raising large migratory waterfowl; if nothing else, they would have been able to do the goose-step ...
-- 8th of 7, May 09 2016


//able to do the goose-step .

A fowl pun...
-- not_morrison_rm, May 09 2016


Chicken Run II, the Quickening...
-- RayfordSteele, May 09 2016


Peter Benchley's "Beaks" ...
-- 8th of 7, May 09 2016


I wonder which came first - the chicken or the pun?
-- MaxwellBuchanan, May 09 2016



random, halfbakery