Throw away your regular foils and plastic wraps, 'cause there's new Plutonium Foil.
No more freezing, this foil keeps your food fresh and hot for years.
Recycling is a snap. Plutonium foil is happily accepted for recycling by governments and underground organizations the world over. In fact, they will even come to you. You will forget all about redeeming your cans for nickels when you have these people at your back door. Order now!!! (This idea was lost in the crash.)-- sartep, Oct 23 2004random, halfbakery